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Ramblings on Speed Limits

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Subject: Ramblings on Speed Limits
From: Les Francis <lesf@metronet.com>
Date: Sat, 4 May 1996 08:40:31 -0500
Reminds me of the comedian - I think George Carlin - who explained there are
two kinds of drivers: Idiots and Jerks.

Idiots are people who drive slower than I do, as in "Look at that idiot.  He
doesn't belong on the road!!"

Jerks are people who drive faster than I do, as in "Look at that jerk
driving way too fast!!"

Les Francis
lesf@metronet.com

There are two kinds of people: 1. Those who divide the world into two kinds
of people.
                               2. Those who don't. 


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