WST......... it just so happens that the Vulture is currently recruiting for
the '98 season, and we are looking for cunning minds just like yours. I
will arrange for you to have a visit from someone in our Human
Resourcefulness department (he usually wears a red suit, has a beard, and
breaks into peoples houses at night, so please don't shoot him).
Among the many benefits of working for "The Vulture and Associates" are:
- Excellent remuneration into the numbered account of your choice
- World Travel (incognito)
- Expense Accounts that buy more than lunch at McDonald's
- Access to Lucas parts at such low prices you would think
they were stolen
- Cosmetic Surgery (as necessary)
- Unique profit sharing plan
- Access to the latest High-Tech water guns
As you can see the reasons to join are numerous. We pride ourselves on
recruiting persons that are Outgoing, Cheerful, Flatulent, Intelligent, and
above all, Creative. We do know that intelligence is not your strong suit,
but you more than make up for it in other areas.
We are looking forward to your first suicide mission.
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The Vulture
Bringing Tasteful Terrorism to Vintage Racing
E-mail: vulture@gol.com
WWW: http://www2.gol.com/users/vulture/
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-----Original Message-----
From: Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson@thicko.com>
To: Team Thicko List <team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net>
Date: Monday, December 22, 1997 7:50 PM
Subject: confessions of the Flounder
>To all my good friends....
>
>Regardless of the holidays... anyone else with serious gray sky cabin
>fever?
>
>Looking forward to seeing some of you folks at midwest racing social
>gatherings in the next few weeks. It's weird, but once you do battle on
>the track at the edge of adhesion (yeah, I know, sometimes past the
>edge) lap after lap, we just seem to develop a bond and a respect for
>one another that's pretty special. And I miss that camaraderie during
>the winter months. Hell, Gary and I are even nice to each other...
>
>Estimate on the Team Thicko Land Barge (motor home) came in at around
>$6K... ouch!
>
>Work sucks... it's gone from a passion to a job, in a few short months.
>Anyone know of a high paying job for someone with an obvious talent for
>self-promotion?
>
>I'm hoping that all is well with you and yours this holiday season.
>
>WST
>All funked up Flounder
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