You are a very, very sick puppy!
Two Triumph owners drove to a gas station for a fill-up (and, of course,
oil) because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to
patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the
men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter ?"
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win
free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, "
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Triumph owners returned to the same station to get
gas and oil. When they went inside to pay, the other TR owner asked the
attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if
you guess right. You win free sex."
"2"
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and
try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first TR owner said to the other, "You
know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."
John Utter
"Keeper of the broom and oil dry in pit lane @ RA"
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