Well Flounder you are off to a pretty good start. I'll definitely get some
more mileage our of your Dr. Seuss test with some of my more twisted
friends.
GJB
-----Original Message-----
From: Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson@thicko.com>
To: Team Thicko Mail List <team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net>
Date: Thursday, December 18, 1997 5:22 PM
Subject: All 39 of you...
>Greetings one and all from the Flounder,
>
>It seems we already have 39 subscribers to this list.... in just 1 day!
>This is both encouraging and troubling.
>
>While it is a thrill to have all you posters and lurkers out there, I
>have some concerns...
>
>Since the "membership criteria" is a little lax in this organization, I
>thought it necessary to conduct the survey below. It's our intention to
>weed out the perverts (and make sure they're invited to all group
>functions).
>And remember, we promised tasteless
>
>Please do not send me your score. I don't think I want to know.
>
>
>Subject: The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
>
>
>Have you done it on a boat?
>Have you done it with a goat?
>Have you done it in a bed?
>Have you done it with the dead?
>Have you done it in the ass?
>Have you done it, high on grass?
>Have you done it in the car?
>Have you simply gone too far?
>Have you done it on the beach?
>Have you done it with the teach?
>Have you done it on your back?
>Have you done it strapped to a rack?
>Have you done it in a box?
>Have you done it with a fox?
>Have you done it in a tree?
>Have you done it with more than three?
>Have you done it in the rain?
>Have you done it for the pain?
>Have you done it 'tween the tits?
>Have you done it wearing mitts?
>Have you done it packed in rubber?
>Have you done it undercover?
>Have you done it on a perch?
>Have you done it in a church?
>Have you done it with a virgin?
>Have you done it with a sturgeon?
>Have you done it with ropes and chains?
>Have you done it while insane?
>Have you done it on the stage?
>Have you done it underage?
>Have you done it with all your friends?
>Have you done it in both ends?
>Have you done it with your dog?
>Have you done it on a log?
>Have you done it under clamps?
>Have you done it with the lamps?
>Have you done it without style?
>Have you done it in a pile?
>Have you done it for all to see?
>Have you ever had VD?
>Have you done it on Mother's couch?
>Have you done it in your mouth?
>Have you done it while on tape?
>Have you done it out of shape?
>Have you done it on live TV?
>Have you done it whilst you pee?
>Have you done it in the gym?
>Have you done it on a whim?
>Have you done it on a dare?
>Do you really think we care?
>
>Answer these and count your "no"s,
>pray this number never grows.
>Fifty questions we asked thee,
>Score times two is your Purity.
>
>
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