>Since the "membership criteria" is a little lax in this organization, I
>thought it necessary to conduct the survey below. It's our intention to
>weed out the perverts (and make sure they're invited to all group
>functions).
That's Preverts!! Nobody messes with us preverts.
>And remember, we promised tasteless
My membership application hereby submitted:
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A gynecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less responsibility,
decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought he
decided that being a mechanic, something he had enjoyed up to the time
he entered college, would be a good profession.
However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine
and he knew that to work on any of the newest engines and be able to
compete with the younger work force, he would have to go to school. So
he enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching
mechanics and pretty much aced the course.
The final exam however, required each student to completely strip and
reassemble a complete engine. So it was with some trepidation he took
on the task.
At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for
evaluation and awaited his final grade. When the grades were handed out
he did a double take at the 150% grade he received.
Rather confused, he asked his instructor how it was possible to have a
grade like this. The instructor replied that it's really quite simple.
He gave him 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for
correctly reassembling the engine and an additional 50% for doing it all
through the muffler.
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