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Re: All 39 of you...

To: Simon Favre <favres@engmail.ulinear.com>
Subject: Re: All 39 of you...
From: Dave Brown <davebrown1@earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 1997 18:04:34 -0800
Simon,

Priceless, not taistless.

Dave Brown, RN

Simon Favre wrote:

> >Since the "membership criteria" is a little lax in this organization, I
> >thought it necessary to conduct the survey below.  It's our intention to
> >weed out the perverts (and make sure they're invited to all group
> >functions).
>
> That's Preverts!! Nobody messes with us preverts.
>
> >And remember, we promised tasteless
>
> My membership application hereby submitted:
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A gynecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less responsibility,
> decided a career change was in order.  After some serious thought he
> decided that being a mechanic, something he had enjoyed up to the time
> he entered college, would be a good profession.
>
> However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine
> and he knew that to work on any of the newest engines and be able to
> compete with the younger work force, he would have to go to school.  So
> he enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching
> mechanics and pretty much aced the course.
>
> The final exam however, required each student to completely strip and
> reassemble a complete engine.  So it was with some trepidation he took
> on the task.
>
> At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for
> evaluation and awaited his final grade.  When the grades were handed out
> he did a double take at the 150% grade he received.
>
> Rather confused, he asked his instructor how it was possible to have a
> grade like this.  The instructor replied that it's really quite simple.
> He gave him 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for
> correctly reassembling the engine and an additional 50% for doing it all
> through the muffler.




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