>From: "Kelly, Katie" <kkelly@spss.com>
>Dear Agent #68 (Bultemeier),
He's agent #1, double check your TLS database ;)
>Welcome to the North American Pylon Team.
>The natives of CP are a kind and generous people, but you must be >willing
>to adapt, quickly, to their culture. We ask that you bring >the following
>items with you, lest you appear too "furrin'":
>1. Various forms of alcohol.
>2. Several rolls of toilet paper - apparently, this is a key >ingredient of
>a very old and traditional CP ritual that I have only >heard about in CP
>mythology.
Does the phrase "Margarita Machine" come into play here? I think a Road and
Track style performance story/report would be a great idea on the 2000
Margarita Machine!
>We also have in our collection a CP phrasebook, to aid in your
> >assimilation.
I'll take one! Does it have a CP to Redneck translation section?
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