John,
Thought you might like this!
Two English ladies were discussing their vacation plans on a London street
corner near an Irish lady. "We're planning a lovely holiday in Devon this
year," said one. "Oh you oughtn't to do that," said the other, "there are
Irish there!. It would be awful." "Dear me!" said the first lady. "well
where are you going?" "Salisbury," she replied. "But Salisbury is simply
crawling with Irish!" the first lady objected. At this point the Irish lady
could no longer hold her tongue. "Why don't ye go t' hell," she suggested.
"There be no Irish there!"
I actually thought I was turning into a wee leprechaun this morning when I
looked down at my right hand and saw four fingers were turning green!
Something I picked up off a car, perhaps. Magical things do happen on St.
Patrick's Day however, so I suppose I must go find a shamrock and a few
bottles of Guinness.
Cheers,
Jeff Johnson
At 12:59 PM 3/17/01 +0000, jgillis wrote:
>
>Fred,
>Whatever about it being your Triumphs birthday, it is also St Patricks Day,
>so there are some rules that must be adhered to 1. Must be painted
>green, any of the 40 shades will do. 2. A sprig of shamrock must be in
>place on the dashboard at all times. 3. A few bottles of Guinness must be
>kept in the boot for re-fueling (the driver that is) 4. You must always
give a
>lift to any small people with funny hats seen on the side of the road.
>
>Happy Paddie's Day
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