I will collate a list of volunteers if some one can find one to try it on!
Graham.
----- Original Message -----
From: David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>
To: Tom Jell <thomas.jell@mchp.siemens.de>
Cc: [unknown] <jguy@erinet.com>; [unknown] <triumphs@autox.team.net>;
[unknown] <jell@saturny.mch.sni.de>
Sent: Friday, April 14, 2000 1:58 PM
Subject: Re: "It's Illegal" humor- no LBC
>
> Message text written by Tom Jell
> >>Its Illegal
> >- -----------
> >Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border.
> >The French Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's
> >illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
> >"Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at
> >the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
> >"You can't pull that one on me," replies the French customs agent.
> >"Quattro means 4!"
> >"Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!" "He can't come.
> >He's busy with the 2 guys in the Fiat Uno."
>
> Following up: how much people fit into a Fiat Cinquecento ???
> <
>
> I think it would be crushed by 500 people. (there is probably 500 people
> who would love to crush one ;-))
>
> Dave
>
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