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Re: "It's Illegal" humor- no LBC

To: Tom Jell <thomas.jell@mchp.siemens.de>
Subject: Re: "It's Illegal" humor- no LBC
From: David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 08:58:23 -0400
Cc: "[unknown]" <jguy@erinet.com>, "[unknown]" <triumphs@autox.team.net>, "[unknown]" <jell@saturny.mch.sni.de> charset=ISO-8859-1
Message text written by Tom Jell
>>Its Illegal
>- -----------
>Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border.
>The French Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's
>illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
>"Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at
>the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
>"You can't pull that one on me," replies the French customs agent.
>"Quattro means 4!"
>"Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!" "He can't come.
>He's busy with the 2 guys in the Fiat Uno."

Following up: how much people fit into a Fiat Cinquecento ???
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I think it would be crushed by 500 people.  (there is probably 500 people
who would love to crush one ;-))

Dave

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