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Re: Where are you from? - LBC in title only

To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Where are you from? - LBC in title only
Date: Fri, 7 Feb 2003 14:50:36 EST
In a message dated 02/05/2003 2:15:38 PM Mountain Standard Time, 
w_burrell@yahoo.com writes:


> > One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
> > alternating between both 
> > feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
> > brake, throwing 
> > McDonald's bag out the window:
> > TEXAS.
> 
> Ah, such gross generalizations. More specifically one
> must consider what region of Texas the driver is from.
> 
> Texas panhandle: Bovine feces on the windshield.
> Tumbleweed stuck in the grill. LBC pickup conversion.
> Long horns on the hood (bonnet?).
> 
> __________________________________________________

East of Abilene there would be the brown tobacco juice stained driver's door. 
 I take exception with the Mc Donald's litter comment however.  We don't MESS 
WITH TEXAS.  Beer cans do go into the pickup bed for months at a time...

Robert Houston


  If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
  infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
  even considering if there are men on base.
 -- Dave Barry

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