In a message dated 02/05/2003 2:15:38 PM Mountain Standard Time,
w_burrell@yahoo.com writes:
> > One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
> > alternating between both
> > feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
> > brake, throwing
> > McDonald's bag out the window:
> > TEXAS.
>
> Ah, such gross generalizations. More specifically one
> must consider what region of Texas the driver is from.
>
> Texas panhandle: Bovine feces on the windshield.
> Tumbleweed stuck in the grill. LBC pickup conversion.
> Long horns on the hood (bonnet?).
>
> __________________________________________________
East of Abilene there would be the brown tobacco juice stained driver's door.
I take exception with the Mc Donald's litter comment however. We don't MESS
WITH TEXAS. Beer cans do go into the pickup bed for months at a time...
Robert Houston
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
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