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Where are you from? - LBC in title only

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Subject: Where are you from? - LBC in title only
Date: Wed, 05 Feb 2003 09:09:28 -0800
I apologize if your City or State has been missed. Feel free to add you
own.


HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A SPRIDGET DRIVER IS FROM

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of 
traffic:
NEW JERSEY.

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling 
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to 
talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY.

One hand on 12oz.  double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell 
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel 
while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both 
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing 
McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer 
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, 
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA 


Jim Rogers
San Juan Capistrano, CA

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