East Texas: Spridget drivers checking to see if they can actually drive under
the semi trailers, pine sap and love bugs on every surface, top goes up 2 days
a year for the cold, 80 for rain, 180 days to prevent sunburn. You can let the
air out of SUV tires from the drivers seat! I had an uncle from Dallas who had
a 60 Lincoln 4-door conv that had 51" longhorn horns on it. We drove to
Illinios once and were treated like aliens!!!! All I wanted was a chicken fried
steak and mashed potatoes with lumpy gravy and a Dr Pepper!! I took my cowboy
hat off and wiped my boots and everthing! Couldn't even get a decent glass of
iced tea!
Bruce (East Texas)BTW, if you spot some fruitcake with horns on a car, odds are
that he wasn't born nearer than 650 miles from Texas.
> One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
> alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
> brake, throwing
> McDonald's bag out the window:
> TEXAS.
Texas panhandle: Bovine feces on the windshield.
Tumbleweed stuck in the grill. LBC pickup conversion.
Long horns on the hood (bonnet?).
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