Or
Why is there only one monopolys comission?
or
How does the man who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning,
Why is dyslexia(sp) such a difficult word to spell,
OK, I'll shut up now and sod off.
Cheerio
Rich
Michael Graziano wrote:
> How about....
>
> Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
>
> How come we never see baby pigeons?
>
> Why do people show their DRIVER'S LISCENSE to buy alcohol?
>
> I know quite a few more. THey'll come to me.....
>
> Mike
>
> '78 MG Midget
> '87 Nissan 300ZX (daily driver)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Arthur H. Smith [mailto:arthurhsmith@compuserve.com]
> Sent: Monday, May 10, 1999 5:15 PM
> To: triumphs; SPITFIRES
> Subject: ponder this
>
> If you can answers these questions then you are on your way to knowing the
> meaning of life.
>
> 1) Why do croutons come in an air tight package? They are just stale bread.
>
> 2) How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?
>
> 3) Since 21 is pronounced twenty one, and 31 is pronounced thirty one and
> so on up, why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
>
> 4) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
> the arthur
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