Somebody's been in the Steven Wright section again! <G>
Laura G. and Nigel
-----Original Message-----
From: Arthur H. Smith <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>
To: triumphs <triumphs@autox.team.net>; SPITFIRES <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Date: Monday, May 10, 1999 2:20 PM
Subject: ponder this
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>If you can answers these questions then you are on your way to knowing the
>meaning of life.
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>1) Why do croutons come in an air tight package? They are just stale bread.
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>2) How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?
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>3) Since 21 is pronounced twenty one, and 31 is pronounced thirty one and
>so on up, why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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>4) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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>the arthur
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