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Subject: Car Acronyms OT humour
From: "Laura G." <savercool@email.msn.com>
Date: Mon, 3 May 1999 13:05:39 -0700
Hey everybody-a friend sent me this today-
noting that there weren't any LBCs or Triumphs
listed! <G>

ttfn,
Laura G. and Nigel

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 AUDI
 Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
 Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
 All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
 All Unnecessary Devices Installed

 BMW
 Big Money Works
 Bought My Wife
 Brutal Money Waster

 BUICK
 Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

 CHEVROLET
 Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
 Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

 DODGE
 Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
 Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

 FORD
 Fix Or Repair Daily
 Found On Road, Dead
 Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 GM
 General Maintenance

 GMC
 Garage Man's Companion

 HONDA
 Had One Never Did Again
 Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

 HYUNDAI
 Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

 MAZDA
 Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

 OLDSMOBILE
 Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
 day.
 Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
 Equipment

 SAAB
 Send Another Automobile Back

 TOYOTA
 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

 VOLVO
 Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 VW
 Virtually Worthless





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