TRIUMPH
They're Real Incredible Unquestionably Make People Happy
SPITFIRE
Something Perfect In The First Intense Reaction Everywhere
(Be gentle, those just came off the top of my head)
"Laura G." wrote:
> Hey everybody-a friend sent me this today-
> noting that there weren't any LBCs or Triumphs
> listed! <G>
>
> ttfn,
> Laura G. and Nigel
>
> ---------------------------------------------------
>
> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
> All Unnecessary Devices Installed
>
> BMW
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
>
> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>
> DODGE
> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FORD
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>
> GM
> General Maintenance
>
> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
>
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
> Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
>
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
>
> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
>
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
>
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
> Virtually Worthless
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"History shows again and again, how nature points out the folly of man."
-R. A. Woodward (conn@wctc.net)
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