My brother-in-law says BMW means "Bob Marley and the Wailers"-well, he is a
musician ( How many guitarists does ot take to change a light bulb? 6-one to
change the bulb and 5 to stand around and say "well, I could have done
that!") and that's what he named his!
Laura G. and Nigel
-----Original Message-----
From: james.f.kennedy@us.pwcglobal.com <james.f.kennedy@us.pwcglobal.com>
To: Laura G. <savercool@email.msn.com>
Cc: Spitfire Mail List <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Date: Monday, May 03, 1999 2:55 PM
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms OT humour
>
>And my personal favorite:
>
>BMW = Break My Windows
>
>To: Spitfire Mail List <spitfires@autox.team.net>
>cc:
>From: "Laura G." <savercool@email.msn.com>
>Date: 05/03/99 08:05:39 PM GMT
>Subject: Car Acronyms OT humour
>
>
>
>
>Hey everybody-a friend sent me this today-
>noting that there weren't any LBCs or Triumphs
>listed! <G>
>
>ttfn,
>Laura G. and Nigel
>
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>
> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
> All Unnecessary Devices Installed
>
> BMW
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
>
> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>
> DODGE
> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FORD
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>
> GM
> General Maintenance
>
> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
>
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
> Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
>
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
>
> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
>
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
>
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
> Virtually Worthless
>
>
>
>
>
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