Date: Tue, 3 Mar 92 14:17:49 -0500
From: mason@ftp.com (Nark Mathon)
Side curtains are for wusses! Why, us real men drive around with no
side curtains! Or a winshield! And seats? Ha! Who needs 'em! I'd just
kneel on the floor except floors are for pansies, *I* drive around with
my bare knees dragging the ground! Gripping the steering column with
my teeth, of course. (Can ya relate, markl?)
Yoor beginning to soond like the Four Yorkshiremen, laddie. Although I must
admit that I felt this irrational jolt of superiority driving to work in a
light rain on Monday with the top down (and the *side curtains* -- not
windows -- off) and seeing several drivers look at me from within their
watertight cockpits like I had lost my mind.
Still in possession of my steering wheel,
markl
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Oracle Corporation
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