Nark Mathon writes:
> >>You have roll up side windows !!!! HAARUMMMPH. Roll
> up side windows are for *wimps*. Side curtains are
> where it's at ... ;-)
>
> with side curtains a-clatterin'-
> dstone
Side curtains are for wusses! Why, us real men drive around with no
side curtains! Or a windshield! And seats? Ha! Who needs 'em! I'd just
kneel on the floor except floors are for pansies, *I* drive around with
my bare knees dragging the ground! Gripping the steering column with
my teeth, of course. (Can ya relate, markl?)
>>STEERING COLUMN !!! You have a steering column !?!
Why I have to reach through the floor with my leg &
grab the gear with my toes just to turn. My teeth are
for pulling back on a piece of rusty barbed wire hooked
up to the throttle linkage. Sheesh, some guys have it
so easy .....
cheers-
ds
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