Randy Chase writes...
>Randy Chase "who thinks it's sadly amusing that anyone who is only 25
>(Justin) is proclaming he is not old yet. 8) You just wait. After 40
>it's patch, patch, patch...I am starting to feel like the concrete at
>Topeka.
I know. What is this? "Hey, I'm 25, and I don't feel a day over 15." Well,
that's because you practically ARE 15!
Now, when you're in your LATE twenties, THEN you can come talk to me...
Katie
By the way, at swim practice one day, Kristie (27) was waxing nostalgic over
her younger days (4 years ago). She was explaining to Melissa (23) that no
WONDER she's burning those calories so quickly. She's in her EARLY twenties,
not even in her MID-twenties. "Now, I am in my LATE-twenties, Melissa, and
let me tell you, it's all down hill baby."
Of course, I, being in my LATE-late twenties, as opposed to Kristie who is
merely in her LATE-twenties, felt like an old bag.
But not really. Bea, who's 75, and in fantastic shape (swims the mile at
every master's meet, even travels the globe for meets - and you should have
seen her sprints this morning, with dives off the blocks and everything -
she is hard core), just looked at us like we were COMPLETELY retarded.
In fact, she's going on some charter bus tour this week to Palm Springs.
Painted her toe-nails bright silver. She says, "I'm dreading the trip. I
don't even dress like those old cronies."
And she SWEARS by Clinique.
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