And the lot is how big? Is it true that in Texas a "Shitload" is a unit of
measure?
"Look Pa theres a shitload of cows out in that field"
Ha
Mike(Can't wait)B.
Engstrom wrote:
> OK, I know it's still two weeks away, but seeing as how I'm a member
> of the hosting region, I thought I would put this list together to stir up
> some interest in any of you that are still undecided on whether or not
> to come to the National Tour in Ft. Worth.
>
> 10. Chance to drive around the actual Texas Motor Speedway 1.5 mile
> oval and show Jeff Gordon how to drive through turn # 4
> 9. The parking lot on which the event will be held is bigger than the
> state of Maine
> 8. Course designed by none other than Roger "The Real" Johnson -
> Who couldn't use more practice on one of Roger's courses?
> 7. The event is recommended by four out of five doctors for their
> patients who autocross
> 6. Did I mention how big the event site is?
> 5. Coming to the Tour is better than reading Scotty's complaints on
> Team.Net about the lack of 18" race rubber. ;-)
> 4. Coming to the Tour is better than read Mark Sipe's posts about anything.
> ;-) (Just kidding Mark - we all love ya!)
> 3. Breathe free air for the entire weekend!
> 2. More cows, less cow cars!
>
> And the number one reason to come to the National Tour in Texas...
>
> 1. National levels events are _FUN_!!!
>
> John "No, not that one" Engstrom
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