Subject: You don't know Jack Schitt...
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can
intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They
had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because
her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull
Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can
correct them.
Family History Recorded By Crock O. Schitt.
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