Wes
Sounds like a SCTA business meeting.
Glen
----- Original Message -----
From: "W S Potter" <wester6935@attbi.com>
To: "glen barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>; <Nt788@aol.com>;
<kj-helwig@mindspring.com>; <land-speed@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 1:09 PM
Subject: Re: [Fwd: Tell me again - - why did the chicken cross the road?]
> List,
>
> Turkeys are more fun ... While you feed them, if you will start talking
> they will all shut up and not make a sound while you are talking. The
> moment you stop it's their turn and they will carry on like crazy. BUT,
if
> something scares them they will all run to a corner of the fenced area
they
> are in and pile on top of each other , smothering the ones on the bottom.
>
> Might we learn a lesson from turkeys?
>
> Wes
>
> on 1/10/02 9:05 AM, glen barrett at speedtimer@charter.net wrote:
>
> > Jack
> > You can't herd chickens, so they wander and look for the media to make
some
> > lousy excuse for them. Crossing the street has nothing to do with
it.Some
> > make it , others don't.
> > What the hell am I talking about anyway. This is the kind of stuff Keith
> > does.
> > Glen
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: <Nt788@aol.com>
> >
> > Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 8:33 AM
> > Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Tell me again - - why did the chicken cross the
road?]
> >
> >
>
> >> JERRY FALWELL:
> >> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
> >> people see
> >> the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
> >> going to the
> >> "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other
> >> side." Yes, my
> >> friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that
> >> chicken, you will
> >> become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
> >> sort out this
> >> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
> >> seemingly
> >> harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken
> >> should not be
> >> free to cross the road.
> >>
> >> It's as plain and simple as that.
> >>
> >> PAT BUCHANAN:
> >> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
> >>
> >> Dr. Seuss:
> >> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
> >> toad? Yes, the
> >> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not
> >> been told!
> >>
> >> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
> >> To die. In the rain.
> >>
> >> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
> >> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> >> cross roads
> >> without having their motives called into question.
> >>
> >> GRANDPA:
> >> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> >> road. Someone
> >> told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
> >> good enough
> >> for us.
> >>
> >> ARISTOTLE:
> >> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >>
> >> KARL MARX:
> >> It was a historical inevitability.
> >>
> >> RONALD REAGAN:
> >> What chicken?
> >>
> >> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
> >> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> >>
> >> FOX MULDER:
> >> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
> >> more chickens
> >> have to cross before you believe it?
> >>
> >> FREUD:
> >> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> >> crossed the
> >> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >>
> >> BILL GATES:
> >> I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
> >> cross roads,
> >> but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
> >> balance your
> >> checkbook. Internet explorer is an inextricable part of
> >> eChicken.
> >>
> >> EINSTEIN:
> >> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
> >> move beneath the
> >> chicken?
> >>
> >> LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
> >> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
> >> chicken crossed
> >> the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
> >> down.
> >>
> >> THE BIBLE:
> >> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
> >> chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
> >> crossed the
> >> road, and there was much rejoicing.
> >>
> >> COLONEL SANDERS:
> >> I missed one?
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