Jack
You can't herd chickens, so they wander and look for the media to make some
lousy excuse for them. Crossing the street has nothing to do with it.Some
make it , others don't.
What the hell am I talking about anyway. This is the kind of stuff Keith
does.
Glen
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> JERRY FALWELL:
> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
> people see
> the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
> going to the
> "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other
> side." Yes, my
> friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that
> chicken, you will
> become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
> sort out this
> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
> seemingly
> harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken
> should not be
> free to cross the road.
>
> It's as plain and simple as that.
>
> PAT BUCHANAN:
> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>
> Dr. Seuss:
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
> toad? Yes, the
> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not
> been told!
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
> To die. In the rain.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> cross roads
> without having their motives called into question.
>
> GRANDPA:
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Someone
> told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
> good enough
> for us.
>
> ARISTOTLE:
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> KARL MARX:
> It was a historical inevitability.
>
> RONALD REAGAN:
> What chicken?
>
> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
> FOX MULDER:
> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
> more chickens
> have to cross before you believe it?
>
> FREUD:
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> crossed the
> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> BILL GATES:
> I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
> cross roads,
> but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
> balance your
> checkbook. Internet explorer is an inextricable part of
> eChicken.
>
> EINSTEIN:
> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
> move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
> chicken crossed
> the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
> down.
>
> THE BIBLE:
> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
> chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
> crossed the
> road, and there was much rejoicing.
>
> COLONEL SANDERS:
> I missed one?
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