List,
Turkeys are more fun ... While you feed them, if you will start talking
they will all shut up and not make a sound while you are talking. The
moment you stop it's their turn and they will carry on like crazy. BUT, if
something scares them they will all run to a corner of the fenced area they
are in and pile on top of each other , smothering the ones on the bottom.
Might we learn a lesson from turkeys?
Wes
on 1/10/02 9:05 AM, glen barrett at speedtimer@charter.net wrote:
> Jack
> You can't herd chickens, so they wander and look for the media to make some
> lousy excuse for them. Crossing the street has nothing to do with it.Some
> make it , others don't.
> What the hell am I talking about anyway. This is the kind of stuff Keith
> does.
> Glen
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <Nt788@aol.com>
>
> Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 8:33 AM
> Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Tell me again - - why did the chicken cross the road?]
>
>
>> JERRY FALWELL:
>> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
>> people see
>> the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
>> going to the
>> "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other
>> side." Yes, my
>> friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that
>> chicken, you will
>> become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
>> sort out this
>> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
>> seemingly
>> harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken
>> should not be
>> free to cross the road.
>>
>> It's as plain and simple as that.
>>
>> PAT BUCHANAN:
>> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>>
>> Dr. Seuss:
>> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
>> toad? Yes, the
>> chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not
>> been told!
>>
>> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
>> To die. In the rain.
>>
>> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
>> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
>> cross roads
>> without having their motives called into question.
>>
>> GRANDPA:
>> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
>> road. Someone
>> told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
>> good enough
>> for us.
>>
>> ARISTOTLE:
>> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>>
>> KARL MARX:
>> It was a historical inevitability.
>>
>> RONALD REAGAN:
>> What chicken?
>>
>> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
>> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>>
>> FOX MULDER:
>> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
>> more chickens
>> have to cross before you believe it?
>>
>> FREUD:
>> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
>> crossed the
>> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>>
>> BILL GATES:
>> I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
>> cross roads,
>> but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
>> balance your
>> checkbook. Internet explorer is an inextricable part of
>> eChicken.
>>
>> EINSTEIN:
>> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
>> move beneath the
>> chicken?
>>
>> LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
>> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
>> chicken crossed
>> the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
>> down.
>>
>> THE BIBLE:
>> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
>> chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
>> crossed the
>> road, and there was much rejoicing.
>>
>> COLONEL SANDERS:
>> I missed one?
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