Good one, Charlie!!!
Don
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>From: Smokerbros@aol.com
>To: roadsterboy@earthlink.net, atabacco@california.com, ba-autox@autox.team.net
>Subject: Santa speaks (was: Dear Santa (2))
>Date: Wed, Dec 6, 2000, 6:13 PM
>
>Let's clear some things up.
>
>1) Tony, Scotty and Dennis weren't as good as they claim. Out using up
>fossil fuels racing around in parking lots! Indeed! There may not be any
>wheels, tires, or roll bars for any of them (at least from me.) In addition
>these are bulky items that my lame-a** crew of reindeer probably can't get
>into the sky, and I can't get down the chimneys. Ever heard of relatives?
>Ask THEM for this stuff!
>
>2) Speaking of reindeer, let's straighten this little deal out. Rudy is a
>kiss-a** and I'm tired of it. Besides, with global positioning, that red
>nose is hardly needed anymore. Rudy told Don and Blitz that I said to do
>touch and go's, and figured they'd die in the crash and he wouldn't get
>busted. So, they're back, at least for this year.
>
>3) Yes, we're working on a Fed-Ex deal, but they're damn near as lame as the
>reindeer, so it's not going to happen this year.
>
>4) Hermie and his twin half brother (don't ask, you DON'T want to know the
>details!) Jesse are motivated for 2001, though. Jesse can't wait to make
>Reindeer menudo and sell it through a little store in the barrio. Just for
>the record, Jesse's sentence was reduced when he signed a statement that he
>wouldn't drive tube frame cars in Prepared anymore...
>
>Any other questions?
>
>The Old Fart
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