One of my roommates in college told me a story of a friend of his (from
Connecticut) who was pulled over while travelling through the south. The
Officer told him "Son we don't travel that fast around here." The guy replied
"Why not? Sherman did!"
He spent the night in jail.
-Wayne
>Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 10:07:09 -0800
>From: "Robert Roberts" <rroberts47@cfl.rr.com>
>Subject: Best Traffic Lines
>
>A MC Cop was almost at the end of his shift and observed a vehicle coming his
>way at 95MPH (in a 50MPH zone).
>
>It had been a slow day and as the cop told the violateor "I've been waiting
>for you all day" The young violator stated "I got here as fast as I could"
>
>He got off
>
>Bob Roberts
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