This device should be modified thusly -- the charcoal should be housed in a
contained worn on the posterior, wherein said noxious gases would be stored
right
on the user during times of inactivity. A hose would then protrude from the
canister, and routed around the body to the wearer's nostril, so that the stored
flatulesence is drawn directly into the user's lungs for reprocessing upon
waking.*
--
* patent pending, British Leyland Corporation
Bill Pugh wrote:
> HOT NEW ITEM FOR CHRISTMAS
> (Advertised in Kansas City Star..12-4-2001
>
> ANTI-FLATULENCE UNDERWEAR
>
> This could be the most exciting scientific breakthrough that
> we have ever featured in the Gift Guides. Under-Ease is a
> revolutionary airtight underwear that contains charcoal filter that
> filters out noxious body odors before they can escape into the
> atmosphere and be blamed on the dog.
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