This just in-
True or not, A bit of cheer for a Friday'
Bob Westerdale
59 3A TS 36967
GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem----a 10 year old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice
down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket
full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a
picture of $40. The police responded with another
mailed photo of Handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going
to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his
book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car for several
minutes.
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