If BLC was still in business today . . . .
INTERNAL MEMO
To: British Leyland President/CEO
From: British Leyland Technical Support Staff
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date
change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and
all data to reflect the following new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December
and...
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust
that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K
problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does
the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think
we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to
00? We'll await your direction.
Acme Technical Support Staff
Sandy Levine Toucan Technologies
813-968-3772 slevine@toucan.com
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