You forgot JUMBO shrimp
----- Original Message -----
From: Arthur H. Smith <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>
To: triumphs <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, February 10, 1999 11:24 AM
Subject: RE: Humor, no LBC content, but sex is mentioned. and
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>Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an
>airplane.
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>Three lefts make a right...
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>have you heard these?????
>
> Oxymorons
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> Act naturally - Found missing - Resident alien - Advanced BASIC -
> Genuine imitation - Airline Food - Good grief - Same difference -
> Almost exactly - Government organization - Sanitary landfill -
> Alone together - Legally drunk - Silent scream - American history -
> Living dead - Small crowd - Business ethics - Soft rock - Butt Head -
> Military Intelligence - Software documentation - New York culture -
> New classic - Sweet sorrow - Childproof - "Now, then ..." -
> Synthetic natural gas - Passive aggression - Taped live -
> Clearly misunderstood - Peace force - Extinct Life -
> Temporary tax increase - Computer jock - Plastic glasses -
> Terribly pleased - Computer security - Political science - Tight slacks
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> Definite maybe - Pretty ugly - Twelve-ounce pound cake - Diet ice cream -
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> Working vacation - Exact estimate
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> And the Number one top Oxymoron
> Microsoft Works! <g>
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