Food for thought
Life is sexually transmitted.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back
seat cause kids.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an
airplane.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden
stop at the end.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free
trip around
the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if
you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on
my knees.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he
hates that).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
else decide to
play chess?
If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your
seat belt.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's
open.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the
better attorney.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
-
Paul g. Wiegman
1956 TR3
TS/14551-L
Allison Park, PA
USA
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