On Thu, 10 Dec 1998, Bill Davies wrote:
> Hi Johnny,
> What's with the new name - going undercover???
> Anyway, now I've got an excuse, read on.
It all depends who I'm e-mailing.......!:-)
Johnny '70 Viterald
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> Those of you who are easily offended, delete now (unless you're English,
> of course).
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> There's this English chap, who despite the advice of friends and family,
> decides to escape from it all, and goes to live in a small Welsh village
> in the middle of nowhere.
> The Englishman was quite surprised to find how friendly the local Welsh
> people were, and in no time, he was being given a guided tour of the
> area by one of the old local farmers.
> As they're walking down this quiet lane, taking in the beautiful
> scenery, they find a Sheep with it's head stuck firmly in a fence.
> Before the Englishman could say anything, the old Welshman had dropped
> his trousers and had entered the sheep!
> After a couple of minutes of grunting and snorting, during which the
> Englishman looks on astonished, the old Welshman is finished, and
> extracts himself from the back of the animal, and says: "Do you want a
> go?"
> The Englishman blushes and says embarassedly: "No..I'd better not...what
> would people say????"
> The Welshman replies:"We're very broadminded round here.....nobody cares
> what you do. Go on, have a go".
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> So the Englishman says: "Oh alright then!", and drops his trousers and
> sticks his head in the fence.
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> N.A.J.Leech wrote:
> >
> > Hey Bill, what do you call 3 sheep tied to a lampost? A welsh
> > leisure
> > centre!!!!:-)
> >
> > Johnny '70 Viterald
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