Hi Johnny,
What's with the new name - going undercover???
Anyway, now I've got an excuse, read on.
Those of you who are easily offended, delete now (unless you're English,
of course).
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There's this English chap, who despite the advice of friends and family,
decides to escape from it all, and goes to live in a small Welsh village
in the middle of nowhere.
The Englishman was quite surprised to find how friendly the local Welsh
people were, and in no time, he was being given a guided tour of the
area by one of the old local farmers.
As they're walking down this quiet lane, taking in the beautiful
scenery, they find a Sheep with it's head stuck firmly in a fence.
Before the Englishman could say anything, the old Welshman had dropped
his trousers and had entered the sheep!
After a couple of minutes of grunting and snorting, during which the
Englishman looks on astonished, the old Welshman is finished, and
extracts himself from the back of the animal, and says: "Do you want a
go?"
The Englishman blushes and says embarassedly: "No..I'd better not...what
would people say????"
The Welshman replies:"We're very broadminded round here.....nobody cares
what you do. Go on, have a go".
So the Englishman says: "Oh alright then!", and drops his trousers and
sticks his head in the fence.
N.A.J.Leech wrote:
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> Hey Bill, what do you call 3 sheep tied to a lampost? A welsh
> leisure
> centre!!!!:-)
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> Johnny '70 Viterald
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