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Re: Double Diamond!!!? AAAAAARGHH!

To: "Kevin Cordery (Cygnus)" <kevin.cordery@computeraid.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Double Diamond!!!? AAAAAARGHH!
From: "Johnny Storm: International racing car driver" <hiu06f@bangor.ac.uk>
Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 17:34:12 +0100 (BST)
Cc: Gregory Petrolati <gpetrola@prairienet.org>, "RICHARD.JACKSON@NENE.AC.UK" <RICHARD.JACKSON@NENE.AC.UK>, Dave Fain <KC3565L@sprintmail.com>, "triumphs@autox.team.net" <triumphs@Autox.Team.Net>
On Thu, 27 Mar 1997, Kevin Cordery (Cygnus) wrote:

> Might I recommend "K" cider?

If you really must!

The ONLY cider worth drinking is the cloudy flat stuff that they do in 
the  '********* and firkin' pubs (substitute ********* for ffeasant,phantom,
etc). the scrumpy you buy in Cornwall/Zummerzett by the litre plus is 
only for those who are really interested how a stomach pump works
(or want to try and pull the bouncer's bird and then have their caravan 
smashed to bits).

The most popular ciders (from when i worked in an off licence store)
was either diamond white (with females under 18) or 'white lightning'.
White lightning was the fave with all the local alchoholics as it is plus 
8% and about a pound a litre. Their favourite combo was to mix it with
'SUPER BREW' lager and then wake up with a surgery free lobotomy.

sorry if this is an old thread but I've only just read it!

Johnny Storm
'77 spitfire 1500 owner and spitfire drinker.

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