This just in...
Someone has produced a photograph which shows that the Dr. was not bitten my
a guinea pig, but in fact by an extremely pissed off Judy Cull (like that
ever happens... explains the infection though...)
FBI photographic experts are pouring over the photo to see whether it
belongs in the "bigfoot sighting" category, or the Zapruder film...
----- Original Message -----
From: <TMHEFFRON@aol.com>
To: <wsthompson@thicko.com>; <Billd13@aol.com>; <NeotoyRick@aol.com>;
<Zeke5550@aol.com>
Cc: <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, December 13, 2002 9:28 AM
Subject: Re: Queasy xmas
> In a message dated 12/13/02 8:30:57 AM Central Standard Time,
> wsthompson@thicko.com writes:
>
> << I've seen what ferrets, raccoons, and pissed off cats can do but guinea
> pigs
> are docile little guys. So the real question is what did you do to piss
him
> off? try and take pellets away from him or what? There has got to be more
to
> this story.
>
> Slowhand >>
>
> Dateline Wisconsin:
>
> Reports indicate "the little beloved pet hamster, nicknamed 'Ferry',
became
> excessively agitated when Mr. Gurolnik substituted a very dry martini for
the
> scruffy rodents water bottle, played Ravels Bolero at high volume on the
> hi-fi, and clad only in a nomex balaclava attempted to dance the 3 minute
and
> 21 second tango with said hamster..."
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