Yes indeed... there's got to be more to the story...
One rumor was that Richard Gere was seen running form the Dr. Dreadful home
with a paper towel tube and a roll of duct tape. This claim has not yet been
substantiated.
Another claim was that Dr. D was seen struttin around with a pair of
Wellington boots like a New Zealand sheepherder, and heard to exclaim "this
little bitch is more my size" as he struggled to get the guinea pigs little
hind feet into his boots...
Some have likened the situation to "the Trouble with Tribbles"... the famous
Star Trek episode... and the whole thing is a hoax to hype up the newly
released Star Trek movie.
The liberal Madison, WI clan of Thickos has organized a protest from Amnesty
International and PETA, in a effort to save the little creature from his
certain execution. (Biting the hand that feeds you is always a capitol
offense. I've suggested a shop rag, soaked in ether starting fluid, and just
tuck the little bastard in with his sleeping gas blanket...)
Some questions...
Was young David reading the holiday issue of Playboy, hence his reluctance
to help his father as he lay bleeding to death on the carpet?
Will the hospital bills rival the Gurolnick cheater Porsche annual racing
budget?
Did Dr. D indeed visit Tony Soprano in Jersey in the company of one Elmo
Mancini... under the guise of their "olive oil import business"?
Where is the pig?
I'm sure there are more questions...
Perspiring minds want to know...
The Thicko Enquirer
----- Original Message -----
From: Billd13@aol.com
To: NeotoyRick@aol.com ; wsthompson@thicko.com ; Zeke5550@aol.com
Cc: team-thicko@autox.team.net
Sent: Thursday, December 12, 2002 7:12 PM
Subject: Re: Queasy xmas
I've seen what ferrets, raccoons, and pissed off cats can do but guinea pigs
are docile little guys. So the real question is what did you do to piss him
off? try and take pellets away from him or what? There has got to be more to
this story.
Slowhand
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