1 litter black cats with an attitude being shipped to your door.
Peter C
in the "farm country" of Wisconsin
Do you city folk ever think we WONT find you?
hehehe
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At 02:38 PM 10/21/1999 , Gregory_Schulz@mil-elect-tool.com wrote:
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>On 10/20/99 Greg Petrolati wrote:
>>NO! NO!! don't do that!!!!
>>You might leave a cat...
>>God knows I got enough of them!
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>Cats, where the hell did they ever come
>from? That reminds me of something that
>happened exactly 23 years ago...
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>Back in the 70's my first wife had a cat.
>What a black bitch (the cat). One autumn
>day I decided I had about enough shit
>from that piece of work. I put the sucker
>in a cardboard box, punched air holes in
>it, put the closed box in the back seat of
>my '67 Firebird and headed for farm
>country. I was going to be nice about
>this and let the useless Bag of Hair live.
>
>Well, don't you know... that bastard threw
>a fit and got out of the box while I'm driving
>around looking for a spot to dump it. The
>first thing it does is jump on my right shoulder
>digging its claws 1/4" into my flesh, and starts
>screaming like a banshee. That was the last
>straw. I drew the line at physical pain. This cat
>was going somewhere, anywhere, right now.
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>I grabbed the feline by the neck and ripped
>it off my shoulder with my left hand while
>steering with my right. Yikes - did that hurt
>(while doing 50mph). I yelled "tuck & roll!"
>and threw that Cat from Hell right out the
>driver's window - with only incidental contact
>with the windshield pillar. But it was just
>enough contact to lessen the flight time.
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>I immediately looked in my rearview mirror
>to gleefully see that black cat skidding
>down the road just on the other side of the
>double yellows. Wheeeeeeee! Oooooooh!
>Damn! That oncoming car - which I never
>even noticed in my time of pain - just missed it!
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>By the time the cat slowed down to about a
>10-15 mph slide, it suddenly made a miraculous
>correction. It took off in full stride across the road
>onto a fairway of a county golf course.
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>With 8 lives left.
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>Never to be seen again.
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>So - all you black cats out there - just go ahead
>and try something. Make my day. Tuck & roll.
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>Happy Halloween ;-)
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>Side
>(Happy owner of '92 and '96 Golden Retrievers)
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