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Re: Cats

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Subject: Re: Cats
From: Scott Paceley <spaceley@uiuc.edu>
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 1999 15:11:45 -0500
>So - all you black cats out there - just go ahead
>and try something. Make my day. Tuck & roll.
>
>Happy Halloween   ;-)



I can almost hear the soundtrack to that story. Ouch.



My own dislike of (most) felines dates to an encounter with a girlfriend's
cat a long time ago...

I had a had a few beers and headed to the bathroom to do what one usually
does in there. I lifted the lid and preceeded to tinkle. About that time I
noticed her mentally ill Siamese cat had crept in behind me.

While I stood there doing my business the cat stared at me then, like a
rocket, it lept into the air, careened off the wall and planted it's claws
deep in my chest. Where it remained for maybe two tenths of a second.

This precipitated quite an energetic dance on my part. Cat screaming, me
screaming, wiz flying everywhere...



To this day, I have healthy respect for anything Siamese.


Scott Paceley  *  spaceley@uiuc.edu  * 217-333-8759  *  Champaign, Illinois
                           graphic design, photography, photo-illustration



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