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RE: Confessions of the Flounder

To: <oldirish@ix.netcom.com>, <team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: RE: Confessions of the Flounder
From: "The Vulture" <vulture@gol.com>
Date: Fri, 26 Dec 1997 16:41:32 +0900
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-----Original Message-----
差出人 : oldirish@ix.netcom.com <oldirish@ix.netcom.com>
宛先 : vulture@gol.com <vulture@gol.com>; team-thicko@autox.team.net
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CC : wsthompson@thicko.com <wsthompson@thicko.com>
日時 : 1997年12月26日 9:04
件名 : Re: Confessions of the Flounder


>On 12/26/97 08:28:44 you wrote:
>>
>>WST......... it just so happens that the Vulture is currently recruiting
>for
>>the '98 season, and we are looking for cunning minds just like yours.  I
>>will arrange for you to have a visit from someone in our Human
>>Resourcefulness department (he usually wears a red suit, has a beard, and
>>breaks into peoples houses at night, so please don't shoot him).
>>Among the many benefits of working for "The Vulture and Associates" are:
>>    - Excellent remuneration into the numbered account of your choice
>>    - World Travel (incognito)
>>    - Expense Accounts that buy more than lunch at McDonald's
>>    - Access to Lucas parts at such low prices you would think
>>       they were stolen
>>    - Cosmetic Surgery (as necessary)
>>    - Unique profit sharing plan
>>    - Access to the latest High-Tech water guns
>>As you can see the reasons to join are numerous.  We pride ourselves on
>>recruiting persons that are Outgoing, Cheerful, Flatulent, Intelligent,
and
>>above all, Creative.
>
>Vulture,
>
>Since promissing last July to start a Vulture cell on the West Coast, still
>waiting for the money of which you speak, and at this point would even
>settle for lunch at McDonalds.  Where is that arms shipment you were to
have
>delivered last summer?  Did you turn a profit this year?
>
>You were right about the travel incognito.  Where ever I go, no one knows

>who I am, much less cares.  My wife keeps hoping you will follow through
>with promise of plastic surgery for me.
>
>If we are to meet our objective of select hits on unsuspecting targets
>in'98, leading up to a grand coup at the Monterey Histerics, we need money!
>Please ship large quantities of the same to the drop we had previously
>arranged.
>
>Irish
>
>


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