On 12/26/97 08:28:44 you wrote:
>
>WST......... it just so happens that the Vulture is currently recruiting
for
>the '98 season, and we are looking for cunning minds just like yours. I
>will arrange for you to have a visit from someone in our Human
>Resourcefulness department (he usually wears a red suit, has a beard, and
>breaks into peoples houses at night, so please don't shoot him).
>Among the many benefits of working for "The Vulture and Associates" are:
> - Excellent remuneration into the numbered account of your choice
> - World Travel (incognito)
> - Expense Accounts that buy more than lunch at McDonald's
> - Access to Lucas parts at such low prices you would think
> they were stolen
> - Cosmetic Surgery (as necessary)
> - Unique profit sharing plan
> - Access to the latest High-Tech water guns
>As you can see the reasons to join are numerous. We pride ourselves on
>recruiting persons that are Outgoing, Cheerful, Flatulent, Intelligent, and
>above all, Creative.
Vulture,
Since promissing last July to start a Vulture cell on the West Coast, still
waiting for the money of which you speak, and at this point would even
settle for lunch at McDonalds. Where is that arms shipment you were to have
delivered last summer? Did you turn a profit this year?
You were right about the travel incognito. Where ever I go, no one knows
who I am, much less cares. My wife keeps hoping you will follow through
with promise of plastic surgery for me.
If we are to meet our objective of select hits on unsuspecting targets
in'98, leading up to a grand coup at the Monterey Histerics, we need money!
Please ship large quantities of the same to the drop we had previously
arranged.
Irish
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