Dear Mr. Vulture,
As always, you bring a little ray of sunshine into my humble life.
I'm planning on taking out most of this list with my first suicide
mission. Expect to see the Big Bang Theory in place next year when I
swallow a few ounces of plastic explosive with my Elmo Mancici Meatball
Magnate from Logantucky meatball sandwich at next year's IRP.
WST
Flounder
Bad Guts Club
The Vulture wrote:
> WST......... it just so happens that the Vulture is currently
> recruiting for
> the '98 season, and we are looking for cunning minds just like yours.
> I
> will arrange for you to have a visit from someone in our Human
> Resourcefulness department (he usually wears a red suit, has a beard,
> and
> breaks into peoples houses at night, so please don't shoot him).
> Among the many benefits of working for "The Vulture and Associates"
> are:
> - Excellent remuneration into the numbered account of your choice
> - World Travel (incognito)
> - Expense Accounts that buy more than lunch at McDonald's
> - Access to Lucas parts at such low prices you would think
> they were stolen
> - Cosmetic Surgery (as necessary)
> - Unique profit sharing plan
> - Access to the latest High-Tech water guns
> As you can see the reasons to join are numerous. We pride ourselves
> on
> recruiting persons that are Outgoing, Cheerful, Flatulent,
> Intelligent, and
> above all, Creative. We do know that intelligence is not your strong
> suit,
> but you more than make up for it in other areas.
>
> We are looking forward to your first suicide mission.
> _____________________________________________
> The Vulture
> Bringing Tasteful Terrorism to Vintage Racing
> E-mail: vulture@gol.com
> WWW: http://www2.gol.com/users/vulture/
> _____________________________________________
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson@thicko.com>
> To: Team Thicko List <team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net>
> Date: Monday, December 22, 1997 7:50 PM
> Subject: confessions of the Flounder
> >To all my good friends....
> >
> >Regardless of the holidays... anyone else with serious gray sky cabin
>
> >fever?
> >
> >Looking forward to seeing some of you folks at midwest racing social
> >gatherings in the next few weeks. It's weird, but once you do battle
> on
> >the track at the edge of adhesion (yeah, I know, sometimes past the
> >edge) lap after lap, we just seem to develop a bond and a respect for
>
> >one another that's pretty special. And I miss that camaraderie during
>
> >the winter months. Hell, Gary and I are even nice to each other...
> >
> >Estimate on the Team Thicko Land Barge (motor home) came in at
> around
> >$6K... ouch!
> >
> >Work sucks... it's gone from a passion to a job, in a few short
> months.
> >Anyone know of a high paying job for someone with an obvious talent
> for
> >self-promotion?
> >
> >I'm hoping that all is well with you and yours this holiday season.
> >
> >WST
> >All funked up Flounder
> >
> >
> >
> >
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