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RE: Joke/Humor

To: spitfires@autox.team.net
Subject: RE: Joke/Humor
From: Jdgar0649@aol.com
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 22:34:53 EST
OK;
I have Two versions of Cat; Version 6.0 and 7.0.  I can speak firsthand of 
the durability of V.6.0.  I actually ran over it with a Jeep Wrangler as an 
unintended durability exercize.  Some severe damage but 'purrs' right along 2 
years later.  Version 7.0 is always there, but somewhat tempermental, so I 
installed it with my daughter.

In October I got a hold of Dog (Version unknown-left at a shelter for 
unwanted Versions).  Dog is very enjoyable, and 'proactive', it is somewhat 
expensive to operate, however.  I consumes a LARGE coffee can of Dog bytes 
daily and he is only 61/2 months old!  As I said, I am not certain of the 
Version, but it was named 'Spitfire' by the shelter, so it must be pretty 
good.  Oh, yeah, upon installation in Home computer, Dog will immediately 
comsume every thing in Yard 5.0, and will completely ERASE and DELETE 
everything in New Garden 1.0.  It will also EAT all Yard Lighting 1.1, 
including wiring.
Joe Garrison

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