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Re: Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!

To: Chris De Wet <DeWetC1@sapo.co.za>
Subject: Re: Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!
From: "Livia I. Haasper" <wilivhaasper@sympatico.ca>
Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2002 08:22:41 -0500
Listers,
this explains the request of a million questions, that took us 35 minutes to
digest, some of us will never be able to comprehend, and even fewer of us 
haven't
got an answer too.
I truly considered myself lost to LBC disease until I saw Chris's last post. Now
I think I may have a chance of recovery.
Chris, keep all the stuff, get a big fat loan from the bank, get the GT6. It's a
wonderful car. I will steal Andre Rousseaus's someday.
Someday you'll break the record for having the most LBC parts projects on the
lot.
Hope this helps.
Liv
67 Spit
Tot kijk.......

Chris De Wet wrote:

> List . No offence intended .
>
> THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN
> 1. No need trying to keep up with the Jones's, they emigrated last week..
> 2. You can eat half dried meat ( called biltong ) and not be considered
> disgusting.
> 3. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid..
> 4. You can experience bad service in eleven official languages..
> 5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby /
> football matches?
> 6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry
> they are by dancing..
> 7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cellphone (without car
> kit), change CDs, drink a beer and smoke, all at the same time.
> 8. Great accent........
> 9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most
> dangerous city in the world..
> 10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your
> house..
> 11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire..
> 12. The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes ........
> .......... without being called !!!! ....
>
> Kind regards .
> Chris de Wet .
> PO Box 472 , Ifafi , 0260 , South Africa .
> Cell 0839989744 , Office 012-3398071 , Home 012-2591129 .
>
> '56 TR 3 ( TS 10795 ) & '64 Spitfire 4 Mk 1 ( FC 25680 ) .
> 1933 Triumph Sports Special ( long term project )
> And various other Triumphs .
>
> Triumph Sports Car Club of South Africa membership number : 2117
> Triumph Sports Car Club of Pretoria membership number : 356 .
>
> " Triumphs are meant to be driven ..... Keep them on the road ! "

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