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Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!

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Subject: Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!
From: Chris De Wet <DeWetC1@sapo.co.za>
Date: Wed, 20 Feb 2002 12:47:52 +0200
List . No offence intended .

THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN
1. No need trying to keep up with the Jones's, they emigrated last week..
2. You can eat half dried meat ( called biltong ) and not be considered
disgusting.
3. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid..
4. You can experience bad service in eleven official languages..
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby /
football matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry
they are by dancing..
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cellphone (without car
kit), change CDs, drink a beer and smoke, all at the same time.
8. Great accent........
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most
dangerous city in the world..
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your
house..
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire..
12. The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes ........
.......... without being called !!!! ....

Kind regards .
Chris de Wet .
PO Box 472 , Ifafi , 0260 , South Africa .
Cell 0839989744 , Office 012-3398071 , Home 012-2591129 .

'56 TR 3 ( TS 10795 ) & '64 Spitfire 4 Mk 1 ( FC 25680 ) . 
1933 Triumph Sports Special ( long term project )
And various other Triumphs .

Triumph Sports Car Club of South Africa membership number : 2117
Triumph Sports Car Club of Pretoria membership number : 356 .

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