Ladies and Gentlemen:
I can scarcely believe this thread. Lucas Lucasier Electron Accelerator is
an old, well-established product. I have used it in all my vehicles and
around the house. Not only did it make my teeth whiter, but it programmed
my VCR and picked up my dry cleaning.
Enough of this Lucas Lucasier bashing already!
David F. Darby
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> From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
> To: Syd Saperstein <tcsyd@ix.netcom.com>; MGS <mgs@autox.team.net>
> Subject: Re: NEW: ER, Inc. product line
> Date: Sunday, 09 November, 1997 6:51 AM
>
> On 11/8/97 2:06 PM so and so Syd Saperstein said. (And I quote)
> Where can I get them???
> I need Lucas Lucasier now??
> Testimony to follow after use!!
>
>
> >4. Lucas Lucaser - Electron Accelerator. You think your lights are
bright,
> >now? You satisfied with that dated dull tick, tick, tick of your fuel
> >pump? I would think not. Now with this new product, based on the proven
> >abilities of Oil Oilier, your electron flow is so fast that everything
it
> >touches will get electron transfer at even faster SUPERCHARGED rates.
Up
> >till now, you had to put up with electron flow that would simply not
move
> >faster than the speed of light. But our Lucas Lucasier enables electron
to
> >become super lubricated along the same lines as our other tested
products,
> >and those little charged buggers actually break the light barrier. The
> >result? Your clock actually spins BACKWARDS, your gas tank overflows and
> >you lose 3 months of age with each MG tour you go on, and your car
returns
> >to the drawing board at Abingdon!. You've learned the importance of
> >lubrication to moving metal parts, just imagine what it can do for
> >electricity.
> >
> >Stay tuned for more breakthrough products from us here at ER, inc. We
are
> >constantly striving to make your life better and more fulfilled through
> >research carefully conducted by me and my dog. We have harnessed the
super
> >lubricating qualities of snail slime extract and put it to work with
modern
> >plasma technology to slip you the big one in lubrication. Our next
> >generation of products will focus on ageing wrinkling and drying of all
> >kinds!
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