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TCSYD
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> From: Benjamin Ruset <bruset@monmouth.com>
> To: Syd Saperstein <tcsyd@ix.netcom.com>
> Cc: mgs@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: NEW: ER, Inc. product line
> Date: Saturday, November 08, 1997 1:28 PM
>
> >4. Lucas Lucaser - Electron Accelerator. You think your lights are
bright,
> >now? You satisfied with that dated dull tick, tick, tick of your fuel
> >pump? I would think not. Now with this new product, based on the proven
> >abilities of Oil Oilier, your electron flow is so fast that everything
it
> >touches will get electron transfer at even faster SUPERCHARGED rates.
Up
> >till now, you had to put up with electron flow that would simply not
move
> >faster than the speed of light. But our Lucas Lucasier enables electron
to
> >become super lubricated along the same lines as our other tested
products,
> >and those little charged buggers actually break the light barrier. The
> >result? Your clock actually spins BACKWARDS, your gas tank overflows and
> >you lose 3 months of age with each MG tour you go on, and your car
returns
> >to the drawing board at Abingdon!. You've learned the importance of
> >lubrication to moving metal parts, just imagine what it can do for
> >electricity.
>
> No. That's false advertising! Lucas Lucaser should read:
>
> 1) Lights dim up to 7 times faster
> 2) Fues blow at supercharged rates
> 3) Starters and Fuel pumps break faster than you can say "Where's the
> &^%$-ing Moss catalog??"
>
> etc.
>
>
>
>
> BEN RUSET - http://www.monmouth.com/~bruset
> 78 MGB Roadster - 89 Mercury Cougar
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> "If you gaze for a long time into an abyss,
> the abyss gazes also into you." - F.W. Nietzsche
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