Bob Allen wrote, as only he could:
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> Coopers will never procreate or, at most, have little chance of offspring
> smart
> enough to wash a windscreen and scratch at the same time.
>
> If you ever have asperations of a sexual nature which could involve
someone in
> addition to yourself, you must never admit ownership of an Austin Mini
(Cooper
> or non). For a mini-driver, the only possible relationship that could
lead to
> coitus would have to be prefaced with some large monetary exchange and/or
a
> debilitating amount of mind-numbing beverages.
>
> Careful, Lad, or your gene pool will go septic.
> --
> Bob Allen, Kansas City, '69CGT, '75TR6, '61Elva(?)
> "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'.... until you can find a
rock."
>
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"There was a young man from Boston,
Who bought a brand new Austin (Mini).
There was only room for his lass and a gallon of gas,
but his ***** hung out and he lost 'em."
David F. Darby
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