Thanks for starting my day with a good chuckle, Ray!
Lawrie
On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 16:28:45 -0600 "Ray" <spook01@comcast.net> writes:
> Does one have to re-shape one's left
> > buttock in order to sit squarely in the seat, I wonder? {VBG}
>
> 16) A small chain saw is then started and gingerly applied to the
> driver's
> left buttock, thus completing the procedure in situ.
>
> *excerpt from "How to put 10# in a 5# MG automobile", by Archibald
> F. P.
> Castlemaine, O.B.E., V.C.C.
>
>
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